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NEW VIDEO! “Destery Kills a Laptop!” watch my obscene gamer rage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B-Z9c3rO30

AHHHHHH! NEW HAIR! Check it out here!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_ufmIbdU8

New Video!

IDEK 17 - Maybelline Bathrooms!

Pretty much the best song of all time. Truly the tippy top of the musical summit of the twenty first century. Iguanas. 

NEW WTF NEWS! I take a bucket of Icewater to the face! Make sure you watch it!!! :P

Wanna play MINECRAFT with me? Send me an ask with your MINECRAFT username and I will be whitelisting a few people at random to join! If you’d like to MAKE SURE YOU join, please head over to http://www.streamtip.com/t/despwns1 and donate a minimum price to be allowed on the server!

Wanna play MINECRAFT with me? Send me an ask with your MINECRAFT username and I will be whitelisting a few people at random to join!

If you’d like to MAKE SURE YOU join, please head over to http://www.streamtip.com/t/despwns1 and donate a minimum price to be allowed on the server!

NEW VIDEO! “WHY I HATE MALLS!” List some reasons why YOU hate malls! :P

Just a highlight video from my latest stream on twitch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_7E0kKml20

Follow/Subscribe on Twitch here: http://www.twitch.tv/despwns1

NEW VIDEO! “HOW I’M CUTTING MY HAIR!” Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CmCCx8AfUU

My latest WTF news! RIP Robin Williams. I’ll see you in Neverland :P

NEW WTF NEWS! Check it out, I’m super happy about this one :D

NEW VIDEO! MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED!?

NEW VIDEO! Best of Recap videos from the past year! I started the Recap videos in May of 2013, and here we are a year and a month later! Be sure to stick around for “THE FEELS” reel at the very end!!

New Bloopers video! I seriously couldn’t stop laughing at my fucking face being rubber banded. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uCUrk7PMY

New WTF NEWS! See what Britain’s oldest prostitite looks like! I personally think she’s a big old sack of pure sexiness.